While Kim may be too busy to give us a tour of her favorite UAE digs, the Travel Channel's Josh Gates, host of is here to show us around.
According to , the extravagant Royal Bridge suite features one master bedroom, two guest bedrooms, four bathrooms, one office, two lounges, a dining room, three balconies and a maximum occupancy of six adults and three children (so Kanye, North and Saint can relax in style, too). The costs? $30,000 per night, including your very own soap made with 14-k bling.
Along with its unbelievable panoramic views, a private guarded entrance, elevator, butler, chef, private library, games and media center, and a massage room make it easy to see why Kardashian chooses this suite when visiting Dubai.
The $30,000 price tag may make you wince, but it'll cost you nothing to take a private tour with the video below.
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