The Goop Gift Guide Is Here And It's As Delightfully Ridiculous As Ever

From a camel milk delivery service to a $755 saucepan.

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I don't know how she does it year after year. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow has filled her annual Goop gift guide with over-the-top products for , , , , and even the .

From a designer joint holder to $250 baby shoes check out the most absurd items below, then head over to to see the full list.

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1 Rose Quartz Egg
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$55

Because all anyone ever wanted for Christmas was a crystal to put in their vagina.

2 Platine Medium Saucepan
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$755

To fancy up your meal.

3 Children's Pink Satin Shoes by Christian Louboutin
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Goop


$250 (they're currently sold out, but you can add yourself to a waitlist)

How else is the whole family supposed to match in the Christmas card picture?

4 Personalized Fiaru Folder
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$94

Because if your leather file folders aren't monogrammed, what's even the point?

5 Gentner Design Chocolate Cutter
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Goop


Price upon request (so you know it's fancy).

For when your diet limits you to a quarter of a Reese's.

6 Mushroom Hot Cacao Mix with Cordyceps
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Goop


$20

For everyone on your list who's ever asked for hot chocolate with a side of 'shrooms.

7 L'officine Universelle Buly Silk Toothbrush
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$42

When you use , a typical brush just can't keep up.

8 Joint Case
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$45

Of course it comes in millennial pink.

9 Camel Milk Subscription Service
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$103/month

When almond simply won't do.

10 Great White Shark Cat Bed
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Goop


$89

I gotta give Gwynie credit. I'd buy this one for the cat lady in my life.

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