I don't know how she does it year after year. Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow has filled her annual Goop gift guide with over-the-top products for , , , , and even the .
From a designer joint holder to $250 baby shoes check out the most absurd items below, then head over to to see the full list.
Because all anyone ever wanted for Christmas was a crystal to put in their vagina.
To fancy up your meal.
$250 (they're currently sold out, but you can add yourself to a waitlist)
How else is the whole family supposed to match in the Christmas card picture?
Because if your leather file folders aren't monogrammed, what's even the point?
Price upon request (so you know it's fancy).
For when your diet limits you to a quarter of a Reese's.
For everyone on your list who's ever asked for hot chocolate with a side of 'shrooms.
When you use , a typical brush just can't keep up.
Of course it comes in millennial pink.
When almond simply won't do.
I gotta give Gwynie credit. I'd buy this one for the cat lady in my life.